10 Reasons Why Bloggers Are Like Whores

I am not sure if you EVER thought that there could be a correlation between these two things but I think there is! I was lying in bed the other night and this kept me awake so I just had to write something about it! Here is my list of why bloggers are like whores

1. Bloggers will do just about anything to make a quick buck.
2. Speaking of bucks – bloggers love to ride that traffic bull hard like it’s their Daddy until they get bucked off and have to look for more traffic to ride on.
3. Bloggers blog-hump other blogs/bloggers just to get a backlink
4. Bloggers will say anything just to get into bed with Google
5. Bloggers are controlled by pimps. Those pimps are the Affiliate Ad Networks. Bloggers do the dirty work and the networks take a huge cut.
6. Bloggers change their affiliate networks faster than a whore changes her diaphragm.
7. Bloggers drop affiliate links more than a whore drops her panties.
8. Bloggers are as obsessed with keywords as a whore is with birth control medication.
9. Bloggers check their stats more often than a whore goes to the clinic to check for STD’s.
10. Bloggers, like whores, are educated sluts. They know how to leverage the “hits” they get, “position” themselves creatively to maximize profits and generate leads through “social” networking.

That’s the list I came up with. I would love to hear more if anyone can think of them. I will continue to update this as more comparisons pop into my head.

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